Well, since Kurt Vonnegut passed away, I thought I could make everyone laugh just a little bit. (Everyone as in “Who reads this Blog”).

• All this happened, more or less. The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.
• Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
• Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
• I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
• If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
• People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.
• Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.
• Why are so many Americans treated by their government as though their lives were as disposable as paper facial tissue? Because that was the way authors customarily treated bit-part players in their made-up tales.
• Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.